THE BEST NEW JOKES
Do you brag and say you know every single joke on Earth?
Because if you do say that then you probably are wrong, cause this site contains quite a few jokes you probably do not know!
The jokes I am going to post are not very known so you will probably learn a lot.
Here we go:
patient :Doctor have an I extremely serious problem,I can never remember the last words I said!
Doctor : when did you notice that particular issue for the very first time?
patient : what issue?
Did you like that one?I hope you did because more are coming right up!
I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank!
stupid, that one !Well the next one is going to be that way as well!
The manager at a restaurant of disquesting kept on saying "sorry sorry!!!'' to every body that entered his restaurant and one time a guest said ''why do you say that so much! managers are only supposed to say that when they are closed which you are not !''
"i know '' whispered the manager ''But me, on the contrary, I am sorry I am open!"
your jokes are way cool dude
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