THE BEST JOKES

have you ever wondered were you can find jokes that you are boud not to know?

Well, if if you are reading this you can open up your lungs and yell... ''BINGO!''

cause this site is loaded with fresh,new jokes and funny riddles!

I bet right now you must be thinking I'm talking to much and not being funny enough!

so here comes a brainfull of jokes for you!!

A farmer was selling carrots on the road for 1 million dollars. suddenly an extremelly wealthy man walked by ''how come your carrots are so expensive?'' he asked

''because they prevent death,'' the farmer whispered.

the rich man said '' and how should Ibelive you?''

"I swear to pumkin pie that it is true!"the farmer yelled back.

and so the rich man bought it since he was supposed to die of cancer soon .

5 month later the rich man was diing of cancer in bed and he immediatly made the farmer come,

''you swore to me... you lie....''

''no I did not lie, you just don't get it''the farmer smirked

''Get what...''

''that I did not swear to you but to pumkin pie!''

if you have any good jokes, write a comment and bob will have it out in no time unless it sucks eggs!!!!!