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enough Jokes at ethanmarcianosite?



well here are a bunch of pranks you can pull on about any body!



to your doctor:



"I'm sick, so heal me,punk!"



"were are you hurt?"

"YOU are the doc, not me!"

"yes, bu-"

"Are you the doctor"

"sure, but I d-"

"DO, you know what is wrong with your patients"

"always! but it's jus-"

"THEN THAT ' S ENOUGH TO HEAL ME PUNK!''






gotta try that one out! plus, if the doctor is really feeling bad maybe they will not make you pay!
if you try it leave a coment on ethanmarcianosite!

here comes another very fun one!

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I am puke

puke is my middle name

ON THE SIDE

On the side of my page there are great games, try them out!

(My personnal favorites are copter and that monkey game)

try them all out and then leave comments

great jokes

THE BEST NEW JOKES

Do you brag and say you know every single joke on Earth?

Because if you do say that then you probably are wrong, cause this site contains quite a few jokes you probably do not know!

The jokes I am going to post are not very known so you will probably learn a lot.

Here we go:

patient :Doctor have an I extremely serious problem,I can never remember the last words I said!

Doctor : when did you notice that particular issue for the very first time?

patient : what issue?

Did you like that one?I hope you did because more are coming right up!

I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank!

stupid, that one !Well the next one is going to be that way as well!

The manager at a restaurant of disquesting kept on saying "sorry sorry!!!'' to every body that entered his restaurant and one time a guest said ''why do you say that so much! managers are only supposed to say that when they are closed which you are not !''

"i know '' whispered the manager ''But me, on the contrary, I am sorry I am open!"

THE BEST JOKES

have you ever wondered were you can find jokes that you are boud not to know?

Well, if if you are reading this you can open up your lungs and yell... ''BINGO!''

cause this site is loaded with fresh,new jokes and funny riddles!

I bet right now you must be thinking I'm talking to much and not being funny enough!

so here comes a brainfull of jokes for you!!

A farmer was selling carrots on the road for 1 million dollars. suddenly an extremelly wealthy man walked by ''how come your carrots are so expensive?'' he asked

''because they prevent death,'' the farmer whispered.

the rich man said '' and how should Ibelive you?''

"I swear to pumkin pie that it is true!"the farmer yelled back.

and so the rich man bought it since he was supposed to die of cancer soon .

5 month later the rich man was diing of cancer in bed and he immediatly made the farmer come,

''you swore to me... you lie....''

''no I did not lie, you just don't get it''the farmer smirked

''Get what...''

''that I did not swear to you but to pumkin pie!''

if you have any good jokes, write a comment and bob will have it out in no time unless it sucks eggs!!!!!